'motherhood' Category
I Have A Dream…
That more than twenty people will comment on this and all my blogs.
That I have a personal landscaper to take away all of my wrong decisions and the bug bites I obtain when making them.
That I am Samantha on Bewitched and can wiggle my nose and turn things around instantaneously.
That flies talk to each […]The Dirty Truth
The dirty truth is that my life is filled with poop. Dog poop, cat poop, boy poop, and baby girl poop. It’s an awful word; one that I never thought would be a main part of my vocab, let alone clean up 50 times a day. Nevertheless, somehow it has entrenched my life. So much […]
Sex In The City Realizations
I recently stepped out of my reality and into the reality of four New York women. In my late twenties and early thirties, I faithfully watched their lives unfold and likened their single-girl experiences to my own. Four years later, not only has Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte’s lives changed, but also so has mine.
Let […]Attention: Bloodshed In Aisle Six
Since the birth of my daughter, I’m unable to do a lot of things with just my boys. When my husband is home I try and take advantage of alone time with me and them. They are both at an age now where it is much easier to take them places. Or so I thought, […]
What’s In A Name?
Everything. I believe the name that you give your child means everything. And whether you consciously realize it or not, the name you give them is almost always the name they were supposed to have. Haven’t you ever noticed how most kids look like the name they were given? It doesn’t matter if you like […]
A Little Bit of Peace
One of the things that I am seeking this year in my life is… Peace. I’m not talking about peace on earth, peace to my fellow man, or peace - love - & - happiness. Although, those are certainly worthwhile things to strive for, I’m specifically talking about a little bit of peace in my […]
The End of My Perfect Pregnancy
Well this is it, the last few days of my third and final pregnancy. I vowed to make this the easiest and best journey of them all. I told myself that I wasn’t going to get sick, wear styles that I wouldn’t wear pre-pregnancy, and enjoy every minute this little life was inside of me. […]
It Was A Poop-tastrophe
Yes, a poop-tastrophe. I don’t know if that is a word, but if it isn�?Tt it should be. Because a poop-tastrophe is the only way to describe what I have just witnessed. I’ve heard all of the poop vs. toddler horror stories from other mothers. I use to listen and think how lucky I was […]
Did Ryan Seacrest Really Say That?
I am amazed at what people say sometimes. Especially, single dorky men that obviously do not have a clue about women. Many men fit this bill, but the culprit I’m referring to in this blog is Ryan Seacrest. Even if you don’t recognize the name, I’m quite certain you’ve seen his face. He seems to […]
Bounce At Your Own Risk
This past Saturday my sons and I attended a birthday party for a 6-year-old at a jump & play facility. It’s basically a party place for kids and is filled with several inflatable bounce houses. Each bounce house includes a slide. They have smaller party rooms where the kids eat pizza, drink juice and snack […]
