'cleaning' Category
The Dirty Truth
The dirty truth is that my life is filled with poop. Dog poop, cat poop, boy poop, and baby girl poop. It’s an awful word; one that I never thought would be a main part of my vocab, let alone clean up 50 times a day. Nevertheless, somehow it has entrenched my life. So much […]
It Was A Poop-tastrophe
Yes, a poop-tastrophe. I don’t know if that is a word, but if it isn�?Tt it should be. Because a poop-tastrophe is the only way to describe what I have just witnessed. I’ve heard all of the poop vs. toddler horror stories from other mothers. I use to listen and think how lucky I was […]
10 Things That Have Happened Since I’ve Had Kids
10. Household items have mysteriously vanished. Currently, the peppershaker is MIA.
9. My once strong and healthy teeth are in a battle with cavities. Unfortunately, they are losing.
8. Iâ?Tm in a constant state of cleaning. Forget about taking a sick day or an afternoon off. It will take a […]Crayon + Dryer = Oh !@%$#%!!!
I hate to admit it, but this is the second time Crayola has literally left its mark on a load of my laundry. You think that I would have learned to check pockets the first time around. But oh no, my motto is that I don’t do pockets. If you leave it in there, chances […]
