That more than twenty people will comment on this and all my blogs.

That I have a personal landscaper to take away all of my wrong decisions and the bug bites I obtain when making them.

That I am Samantha on Bewitched and can wiggle my nose and turn things around instantaneously.

That flies talk to each other and know they face certain death when coming into my house, so they don’t dare try. (Although, I am able to practice my ninja moves on the unsuspecting disease carrying buggers.)

That one morning I will walk downstairs and the dishes are clean, toys put away, and the floors cleaned.

That all of my photos stored on the computer will magically make it to print and a photo album before my kids go away to college.

That my baby will sleep through the night, every night.

That I have all of the time I need to work on my current passion, JustBreatheMom.com.

That the expression “shear exhaustion” doesn’t apply to me.

That I have quality time for myself.

That no person, place or thing can irritate or annoy me today or any other day.

That every mom & child knew that his or her dreams were only a thought away.