Archive for July, 2008
I Have A Dream…
That more than twenty people will comment on this and all my blogs.
That I have a personal landscaper to take away all of my wrong decisions and the bug bites I obtain when making them.
That I am Samantha on Bewitched and can wiggle my nose and turn things around instantaneously.
That flies talk to each [...]The Dirty Truth
The dirty truth is that my life is filled with poop. Dog poop, cat poop, boy poop, and baby girl poop. It’s an awful word; one that I never thought would be a main part of my vocab, let alone clean up 50 times a day. Nevertheless, somehow it has entrenched my life. So much [...]
Adios Blockbuster!
Dear Blockbuster,
I am at the end of my rope with you. But really it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault that I’ve been too preoccupied to do the smart and simple thing and join Netflix. It’s not your fault that I continue to rent kid’s movies from you at $4.29 that are too scratched [...]
Sex In The City Realizations
I recently stepped out of my reality and into the reality of four New York women. In my late twenties and early thirties, I faithfully watched their lives unfold and likened their single-girl experiences to my own. Four years later, not only has Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte’s lives changed, but also so has mine.
Let [...]
