Archive for September, 2007
Mommy, Where’s Your Penis?
I have heard this question from my three-year-old before, but this time it was a little different. My stock answer of, “Daddy’s and little boys have a penis and mommy’s and little girls don’t.” was not cutting it this time. He wanted to know and proceeded to look, even giving me a slight grab. When [...]
Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?
I must’ve been the biggest whiner when I was a kindergartener. It’s the only thing that can explain what I am going through with my 5 year old right now. It’s PAYBACK time!
“Mommy, can I have a cheese stick?”
“Not right now.”
“But mommy, why? Why can I not have a cheese stick?”
“Because dinner is almost ready.”
“But [...]Crayon + Dryer = Oh !@%$#%!!!
I hate to admit it, but this is the second time Crayola has literally left its mark on a load of my laundry. You think that I would have learned to check pockets the first time around. But oh no, my motto is that I don’t do pockets. If you leave it in there, chances [...]
Rumble In The Playroom
I was so impressed with the behavior of both of my sons at the birthday party for my 3 year old. We had a very small party for him. Only family members and our 7 year old neighbor attended. I thought my 5 year old was going to explode with jealousy when it came time [...]
